Arise! Sir Humphrey

There was one thing about Tony Cole that made him stand out from the other 16 year-old school boys - Humphrey, his twelve-inch long playmate.

Equipment of his size was not likely to get unnoticed, not by the Scandinavian girls his mother hired as au pairs, not by his P.E. Teacher, not even by his mother and grand-mother and most certainly not by the sculp-tress hired to make a cast of Hymphrey, copies of which became the helpmeet of woman throughout the world.

Humphrey's adventures are chronicled in this book. They did his owner proud, but reader beware : all this is not as it seems. As in the case of the elephant's foreskin made into a wallet, which, when stroked turned into a brief-case, with the right equipment a sixteen year-old can become a millionaire without having to kick a football...

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Author: Bobby Hill

Price: £9.99  £7.99

ISBN: 0-9547481-1-1